First, two old ones:
Regarding Captain Jack from Pirates of the Caribbean:
Susan: "Pirates are bad. But he's good at heart."Playing the yummy/yucky game:
Caspian: "Yeah. But bad at head."
Caspian: "Snake soup is yucky! But eel soup is good - it's unagi!"And today:
Caspian: "Santa brings bad guys coal and light switches."